Friday, 17 March 2017

Last week I went to Greece and performed as Linda Evangelista to raise money for Athens Pride.


Yes that is Freedom by my favourite Greek, George Micheal.

Whilst we were there, this drag queen - A Man To Pet

took me to eat some 'Wild Greens' and she kept saying 'You cannot get these in England, where I can find them?'.

The dish we were eating was called Horta and it was delicious - simply boiled greens with olive oil, salt and lemon.
Turns out they're Dandelions.

A Man To Pet is such an asshole.

If you would like to make some Horta -

1. Pick Dandelion leaves, wash and trim them
2. Boil them for 10 minutes
3. Cover in olive oil, lemon and salt.


Thursday, 16 March 2017


How can I get a copy of this unbelievably brilliant LP from the 1970's?

It's actual music for plants! 

'warm earth music for plants and the people who love them'

That's me!  OMG I want to be transported to the macrame, cushioned, fondue eating, spider-planted home from whence this came 💓💓💓

This Mort Garson is a legend. 

He even did the music for Beware The Blob! (The sequel to The Blob - the film about a blob that eats people) 🙅